RIP R Sage ur a ledgend & ull be back

Charles Cowling

MAyer

 

In case you missed it, the Mary Mayer Funeral Home, run by the mischievous Richard Sage under the moniker of Mark Kerbey, is in liquidation. He’s still there and was sighted at the crem a couple of days ago. Our spies have him under observation with strong binoculars. 

Where next will he rise again from the dead? 

Thank you, Nick Gandon, for spotting his latest demise. 

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chris
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chris

hes using mark gerald anderson as his name as my calls are recorded and he claims to be owner of MAYER FUNERAL HOME 94 Bridgwater Drive
Westcliff-On-Sea
Essex
SS0 0DH

Mandy
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Mandy

West Road Shoeburyness is his new funeral home

David Holmes
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NO! Not again.

Has someone tipped off trading standards and the local press?

David Holmes
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So much of what we do is based on trust. I am proud to be able to telephone any funeral director in Britain and totally rely on their word that they will assist me in the manner requested at exactly the time requested and at a fair price. I have almost a lifetime of doing this around Britain and of course, have assisted other funeral directors in a similar way when asked. The rotten Mr Sage is but one rogue in our midst, the tiniest blot on an otherwise decent landscape. Regrettably our law allows him to get away with… Read more »

Charles Cowling
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Charles Cowling

You’re right, it’s not funny, Kathryn. What he normally does is bolt for Spain at this juncture.

I wonder how many funeral plans he sold…

James Hardcastle
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After being left ‘holding the body’ (literally) by Mr Sage – I guess I will never get the £000’s of business he promised in the future then 😉

He seemed such a nice, honest bloke as well…

Kathryn Edwards
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Kathryn Edwards

ur funny. And this whole business is so not funny: thank you for keeping an eye.