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What are you worth dead?

Sunday, 24 April 2011

$2755.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

Created by OnePlusYou – Free Online Dating

If your curiosity is in idle mode, this being holiday time, you may be wondering what your dead body’s worth to those who would like to recycle its bits and pieces.

Make your way over to the Cadaver Calculator and discover. You’ll find a short questionnaire followed by a request to join an online dating site. You don’t have to join. Instead, click on the link at the foot of the page which takes you straight to your value.

I am worth (dead) $2755. I don’t suppose you’ll get anywhere near that.

Go to the questionnaire.

16 comments on “What are you worth dead?

  1. Jonathan

    Wednesday 27th April 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Equity release? Such concpets are beyond me, I’m only a words man; but any financial wizards working out how much capital you can raise on a stiff before it dies please feel free to use the term ‘Mortguage’.

  2. Wednesday 27th April 2011 at 6:31 pm

    He’s dead bright, that Vale o’ Tears, isn’t he? There we are prattling away and he weighs in with something that makes us think.

  3. Wednesday 27th April 2011 at 5:58 pm

    I am of course, priceless and would need to be auctioned, so away with such nonsense as calculators, especially if it leads Rupert C to disturb us all with talk of his shapely buttocks. Comparisons, as Cervantes said, are odious….
    H’m. Corporeal equity release? Now, there’s an idea worth pursuing.

  4. Wednesday 27th April 2011 at 11:56 am

    Ha! Mesquite chicken for me.

    Good fun, Graveyard Bunny! Thanks!

  5. Graveyard bunny

    Wednesday 27th April 2011 at 11:44 am

    Try this one:

    Apparently I’d taste like BBQ chicken – maybe people would pay more for me in burger form than the medical researchers would..

  6. Tuesday 26th April 2011 at 12:54 pm

    I’m worth $5075 whoopee!

  7. Jonathan

    Monday 25th April 2011 at 6:58 pm

    …then I thought, sod it, it’s like a Sunday and I’ve got nothing better to do…$3440. Now that would pay for over half my funeral.

    Only I wouldn’t be able to have one. Isn’t life ironic.

  8. Jonathan

    Monday 25th April 2011 at 6:50 pm

    I can’t be bothered to read the site itself, but can any of you tell me the answer to the obvious question: How can I sell my body for money?

    (Maybe there’s the answer to its doubling as a dating site, Shirley! Yuk!)

  9. Monday 25th April 2011 at 5:10 pm

    You must be as good a liar as me, Tony

  10. Vale

    Monday 25th April 2011 at 5:06 pm

    $4140 here. Now all we need is an equity release programme and it’s party time!

  11. Monday 25th April 2011 at 3:13 pm

    $4725 too!

  12. Monday 25th April 2011 at 2:08 pm

    An astonishing $3,750. I think it was my shapely buttocks that upped the average.

  13. Monday 25th April 2011 at 1:48 pm

    $4725, I’m all excited now. I particularly liked the question “have you ever had your appendix removed?” and I’m still debating the use of the word “ever”.

  14. Norfolk Boi

    Monday 25th April 2011 at 10:10 am

    Gravediggers or golddiggers?

  15. Sunday 24th April 2011 at 11:44 pm

    I wonder how much I’d be worth if I had said yes to being an albino and/or having elephantitis. Also, doesn’t it seem a bit creepy to have this linked to a dating site? It’s as if gravediggers have discovered a new way to be preemptive…

  16. Norfolk Boi

    Sunday 24th April 2011 at 9:08 pm


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