What are you worth dead?

Charles Cowling

$2755.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

Created by OnePlusYou – Free Online Dating

If your curiosity is in idle mode, this being holiday time, you may be wondering what your dead body’s worth to those who would like to recycle its bits and pieces.

Make your way over to the Cadaver Calculator and discover. You’ll find a short questionnaire followed by a request to join an online dating site. You don’t have to join. Instead, click on the link at the foot of the page which takes you straight to your value.

I am worth (dead) $2755. I don’t suppose you’ll get anywhere near that.

Go to the questionnaire.

16 thoughts on “What are you worth dead?

  1. Charles Cowling
    Jonathan

    Equity release? Such concpets are beyond me, I’m only a words man; but any financial wizards working out how much capital you can raise on a stiff before it dies please feel free to use the term ‘Mortguage’.


    Charles Cowling
  2. Charles Cowling
    charles

    He’s dead bright, that Vale o’ Tears, isn’t he? There we are prattling away and he weighs in with something that makes us think.


    Charles Cowling
  3. Charles Cowling
    gloria mundi

    I am of course, priceless and would need to be auctioned, so away with such nonsense as calculators, especially if it leads Rupert C to disturb us all with talk of his shapely buttocks. Comparisons, as Cervantes said, are odious….
    H’m. Corporeal equity release? Now, there’s an idea worth pursuing.


    Charles Cowling
  4. Charles Cowling
    charles

    Ha! Mesquite chicken for me.

    Good fun, Graveyard Bunny! Thanks!


    Charles Cowling
  5. Charles Cowling
    Graveyard bunny

    Try this one: http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/cannibal-taste

    Apparently I’d taste like BBQ chicken – maybe people would pay more for me in burger form than the medical researchers would..


    Charles Cowling
  6. Charles Cowling
    Melissa Stewart

    I’m worth $5075 whoopee!


    Charles Cowling
  7. Charles Cowling
    Jonathan

    …then I thought, sod it, it’s like a Sunday and I’ve got nothing better to do…$3440. Now that would pay for over half my funeral.

    Only I wouldn’t be able to have one. Isn’t life ironic.


    Charles Cowling
  8. Charles Cowling
    Jonathan

    I can’t be bothered to read the site itself, but can any of you tell me the answer to the obvious question: How can I sell my body for money?

    (Maybe there’s the answer to its doubling as a dating site, Shirley! Yuk!)


    Charles Cowling
  9. Charles Cowling
    Kingfisher

    You must be as good a liar as me, Tony


    Charles Cowling
  10. Charles Cowling
    Vale

    $4140 here. Now all we need is an equity release programme and it’s party time!


    Charles Cowling
  11. Charles Cowling
    Rupert Callender

    An astonishing $3,750. I think it was my shapely buttocks that upped the average.


    Charles Cowling
  12. Charles Cowling
    Kingfisher

    $4725, I’m all excited now. I particularly liked the question “have you ever had your appendix removed?” and I’m still debating the use of the word “ever”.


    Charles Cowling
  13. Charles Cowling
    Norfolk Boi

    Gravediggers or golddiggers?


    Charles Cowling
  14. Charles Cowling
    Shirley

    I wonder how much I’d be worth if I had said yes to being an albino and/or having elephantitis. Also, doesn’t it seem a bit creepy to have this linked to a dating site? It’s as if gravediggers have discovered a new way to be preemptive…


    Charles Cowling
  15. Charles Cowling
    Norfolk Boi

    $11.99


    Charles Cowling

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