What are you worth dead?

Charles 16 Comments

$2755.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

Created by OnePlusYou – Free Online Dating

If your curiosity is in idle mode, this being holiday time, you may be wondering what your dead body’s worth to those who would like to recycle its bits and pieces.

Make your way over to the Cadaver Calculator and discover. You’ll find a short questionnaire followed by a request to join an online dating site. You don’t have to join. Instead, click on the link at the foot of the page which takes you straight to your value.

I am worth (dead) $2755. I don’t suppose you’ll get anywhere near that.

Go to the questionnaire.


  1. Charles

    I wonder how much I’d be worth if I had said yes to being an albino and/or having elephantitis. Also, doesn’t it seem a bit creepy to have this linked to a dating site? It’s as if gravediggers have discovered a new way to be preemptive…

  2. Charles

    I can’t be bothered to read the site itself, but can any of you tell me the answer to the obvious question: How can I sell my body for money?

    (Maybe there’s the answer to its doubling as a dating site, Shirley! Yuk!)

  3. Charles

    …then I thought, sod it, it’s like a Sunday and I’ve got nothing better to do…$3440. Now that would pay for over half my funeral.

    Only I wouldn’t be able to have one. Isn’t life ironic.

  4. Charles

    I am of course, priceless and would need to be auctioned, so away with such nonsense as calculators, especially if it leads Rupert C to disturb us all with talk of his shapely buttocks. Comparisons, as Cervantes said, are odious….
    H’m. Corporeal equity release? Now, there’s an idea worth pursuing.

  5. Charles

    Equity release? Such concpets are beyond me, I’m only a words man; but any financial wizards working out how much capital you can raise on a stiff before it dies please feel free to use the term ‘Mortguage’.

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