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Swindler recycled

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Members of the Official Richard Sage Fan Club will be interested to learn that our unwearied superdork has resurfaced. Richard Who? Click on the Category at the end of this post to trigger a cascade of ordure.

I can’t say exactly where he is — I must protect my source. But he is still in the UK and once more back in the private ambulance business. It was in his guise as a private ambulance operator that Sage swindled the NHS, his staff and his customers of hundreds of thousands of pounds some years ago, an irregularity of which M’lud took such a disapproving view that he banged him up for seven years.

I can today announce that I am in a position to effect the restoration of a sum of money to one of those who has been swindled by the much misunderstood Sage. Don’t ask how, it’s a long story, and it’s all devilishly above board.

If you have an outstanding CCJ against Mr Sage, please contact me. I’ll do what I can for you.  /  07946 714 063

Sorry to be so cloak and dagger about this. It’s the only way the sting can succeed.






7 comments on “Swindler recycled

  1. me

    Monday 2nd March 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Do you know what prison he’s in?

  2. Mark

    Wednesday 13th February 2013 at 3:26 pm

    He is alive and well and operating as Mayer funerals at southend

  3. Peter

    Tuesday 7th June 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Dear poor old Richard,
    why do you all have it in for him? having been the one that put him away for 7 years, and added another 18 months “for running an Air Ambulance Company whilst on one day a week prision release” I am not amazed with his scam’s, but everyone runs away from his latest ventures. Dare I suggest that St Christophers Air Ambulance, is associated with which collects cloths and other goods to get a one pilot Helicopter to repatriate persons from abroad (commecialy) and the close links to Air Ambulance Card an American Company, which cliams links to Lloyds of London of which Lloyds have no such links?
    Richard before his prison sentance “skillfully ran 5 scams and believe it or not nobody knew how he did it, but with a great big file landing on my desk with the message Hay diddle diddle whos on the fiddle” I found how when, and most of all the skill which he employed, he is indeed employing the same skill today, though his associations with St Cristophers, and Air Ambulance Card Inc.
    Pehaps some investigative journalist will have the guts to publish!

  4. andrew plume

    Tuesday 26th April 2011 at 6:53 pm

    a very well nourished looking man inside a poor (unpressed) jacket

  5. Thursday 24th March 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Very kind of you, Jonathan. Love the Last Trump stuff!

    But it’s not down to me. This blog is being ever-enriched by communications from all sorts of good people willing to blow a whistle. I am, we all are, extremely grateful to them. I am but a scribe, merely.

  6. Jonathan

    Thursday 24th March 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Shame the sting can’t be on the ten o’clock news where it belongs, old chap; but my hat leaves its mooring on my head in deference to your achievement!

    Is there a limit to your talents in this area? Don’t suppose you can sue a certain People’s Bunglertaker (no names mentioned) for fraud, malpractice and and overcharging while you’re at it?

    A tall order; but the day, or one like it, will come, and Lo, a mighty mountain of misanthrope will cascade into the sea, sweeping the sycophants into the commercial Oblivion of the Depths (ooh! I could get into this, They should have asked me to write articles for the Bible, I’d have spiced it up a bit for Them). Try not to die before it does, Charles – if anyone deserves to see it, it’s you.

  7. Philip Evans

    Tuesday 22nd March 2011 at 8:49 pm

    So exciting. I can’t wait to find out what’s next. I just can’t believe this guy’s complete lack of Morals.

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