Extraordinary communiqué from Sir Basil Batesville-Caskett Bt, CDM, RLSS (Bronze)
I have just been handed a note. It reads:
Hey, about that week’s holiday you’ve been promising me. Well, I’m taking it. I’ve gone to the seaside with my lovely missus. See ya next Monday!
Blog-ed x x
I of course apologise to readers for the interruption in service brought about by this deplorable dereliction of duty. We may talk of holidays here at the GFG-Batesville Shard, but we most emphatically do not take them.
I have every hope that a chap called Richard Rawlinson and a fella known as Vole may attempt to sail a jury-rigged blog through the next seven days.
Please be assured that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible — ie, after we have interviewed suitable candidates.
This is the most infuriation I have endured since Mrs Mollington upped and died on us.