Hands on funeral for homeless man

Undertaker Rupert Callender in Totnes is appealing to his fellow townspeople to turn out to help carry the coffin of a homeless man, Michael Gething, through the streets to his funeral — and then on to the burying ground at Follaton, just outside the town. 

Rupert Callender said: “The act of carrying his coffin all the way up the hill to Follaton Cemetery is quite a physical commitment, so we’re going to need the help of the townspeople. This is a simple way for people to come together and show respect and solidarity.”

Mr Gething died of hypothermia. He is the fourth homeless person to die in Totnes this year. 

The BBC report states that the purpose of the procession is to highlight homelessness. Knowing Rupert a little, I suppose that his purpose is actually to give Mr Gething a decent, respectful funeral, and to hold it where he lived. Inviting the people of Totnes to bear some of the burden would seem to be wholly appropriate. 

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No easy day for Special Force Black

To Hereford for the inaugural meeting of the newly-formed Guild Of Outstanding Funeral Staff, an invitation-only body of elite funeral service professionals dedicated to restoring rigour to funerals. The Guild stands in opposition to what it identifies as the ‘beeline to blandness’ being pursued by funeral directors and celebrants in response to consumer calls for celebration-of-life funerals, which the Guild disparages as ‘nothing but grief-bypass therapy’. 

We enjoyed a short film from their training programme for funeral celebrants showing the correct way to arrive at a crematorium. It cannot be embedded for technical reasons beyond our comprehension, but you can see it here

Bunch of boobies?

“These pink blazers show the insidious creep of cause marketing. Chicken buckets, perfume and now your friendly neighborhood funeral director. It will literally follow us to the grave. How soon before we are offered pink granite headstones with a tasteful (and licensed) ribbon symbol replacing the dash between the dates of our births and deaths?

“The idea of creating breast cancer awareness at a funeral seems idiotic. I don’t see how you could POSSIBLY be more aware of anything else while attending the services of someone who died from metastatic breast cancer. For me, it would truly be the final insult.”

Source: Katherine O’Brien at ihatebreastcancer

Modern life

Q: Alright – so I’ve got a dwarf that I thought was awesome who has died. I want to build a nice memorial to him, but he liked coffins (he really did. he even engraved one in the floor =P) and I’d like to stick him in one of those as well. Is that possible? Or will a dwarf who’s been memorialized be skipped over for a coffin?

In similar veins, is it possible to memorialize a dwarf after they are already in a coffin? And can a dwarf who’s had a tomb prepared while they were living be given a memorial to put inside their tomb?

A: After some messing around I’ve determined that dwarfs can get both treatments and it doesn’t matter the order in which they are done. Dwarfs who are already interred in my catacombs have their names available when engraving slabs as memorials, and dwarfs who I gave memorials to have since been buried as their remains have been found.

Additionally, Dwarfs who have memorials are still listed as options in the Engrave Memorial Slab menu, which also lists whether or not the dwarf has any existing memorials. I assume that this means I can engrave multiple memorials to the same dwarf, though I haven’t tried it.

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Dying to achieve a lifelike appearance

A lawsuit by a New Jersey mortician stricken with leukemia is casting a spotlight on embalming, a standard practice in the funeral industry.

William Moore, 38 claims his illness was caused by exposure to formaldehyde, an ingredient in embalming fluid. He is suing his workplace and several manufacturers of embalming chemicals.

Moore was diagnosed with acute promyelocytic leukemia in 2010. Federal toxicologists in 2011 listed formaldehyde as a carcinogen and said mortuary workers were among those at risk of developing various cancers.

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Super-sacred

Tina Hurley wants to establish a funeral pyre at her home in Elephant Head, Arizona, inspired by the pyre at Crestone.

Hurley said she was inspired to create an alternative funeral approach after attending a traditional service for her favorite aunt at a funeral home where she felt compelled to control her emotions. The family then stayed up for hours around a fire pit sharing memories.

“I’m hoping to offer people a super-sacred unforgettable experience,” says Hurley. 

Others aren’t so sure, of course. 

The director of the state funeral board, Rudy Thomas, told the Green Valley News that outdoor cremations are illegal.

Marsha Mendelsohn, who lives in Elephant Head, said that if they comply with the law she will accept their plan, but added, “I don’t like it. I wouldn’t want it next to me. What if you want to have a family get-together and next door they are burning a body? Do you have to schedule your stuff according to their burning?”

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Off with the blinkers

I’ve got a feeling it’s time for a change of direction here at the blog.

It doesn’t cost me a great deal of brainpower to keep it going, but it does cost an awful lot of time scouring the internet, panning for gold. Conscientiousness can play funny tricks with a chap. I sit here feeling under a neurotic obligation to bring you, every day, something serious and thought-provoking plus, if poss, two or three other intriguing/amusing stories. It’s all getting a bit OCD. 

Today, for example, I’ve got, lined up, a piece about funeral pyres, a quote, a short film about the Dia de los Muertos that you’ll need your 3-D glasses to enjoy, a story about a man killed by a fish, and a piece of music. But I’m stopping myself from posting  them. And I’m not going to angst about where the rest of the week’s stories are going to come from. This is essential therapy. 

I’d always hoped that the blog would evolve into a sort of Speakers’ Corner and host news and views from all sorts of people. That mostly hasn’t happened — and a huge light went out when Lyra Mollington died.

As a result, I’ve a feeling that what we’ve become, the Daily Glut — your daily deathmag, more and more of the same old same old — is not what you want any more. 

If the format’s tired and dated, the content unread, I could be spending my time more usefully (you already are).

When the blog began, in 2008, it was quite the dashing radical. Today, more than 2,000 posts later, it may have morphed into a repetitious old bore. 

Do let me know what you’d like from now on — if anything. We are no strangers to mortality. 

The function of a blog, after all, is to be useful. 

I’ll be back, sez Prezza

Cessation is a leading signifier of death — discontinuance, expiration, quietus. 

Not, it seems, if you are a member of the House of Lords (which, the record shows, you are not, you are a commoner, so there). 

Speaking after being defeated in his bid to be elected as a police commissioner, John Prescott said: 

“I’m not going to be sitting around in my slippers. I will be campaigning in my coffin. This is the beauty of being in the Lords, I’m still involved politics.”

Sounds like zombie politics to us. 

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