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I’d like to sound off about your outrageous policy of allowing people to say what they think, learn how to pick and choose between funeral “professionals,” deal with end-of-life issues, and generally think for themselves. The consequences for our profits could be disastrous, and I am already in discussion with our lawyers about your deeply offensive independence and integrity. We didn’t get where we are today, young man, without a lot of black crepe, large black cars and plenty of euphemisms.
We remain, sir,
A Very Large National Chain.
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thanks Gloria, lots of laughs in the Cook house this evening.
Now look here, Rosie, this is not a matter for levity. Big black cars = profit margins, a matter best approached obliquely and with sombre demeanour…
OOO you got me going again! Seems to me that they = a financial shackle that restricts flexibiity. A bizarre deep-shine peacock thing. Most odd.
Dignified.