You may or may not remember a post here about an ad placed in the Liverpool Echo by the Fairways Partnership, a wholly owned subsidiary of the damned Co-operative Funeralcare. If you can’t, refresh your memory.
A good, decent, ordinary man who also happens to be a very, very good funeral director, complained about it to the ASA.
He lost.
Read the entire sorry story here. Gnash your teeth or do whatever you do.
Hat tip to the vigilant and indispensable Simon Irons for this.
Presently, more than 50 per cent of people who die in an NHS hospital do not receive last offices.
How did it come to pass that hospitals stopped performing last offices for dead patients? How was it that a ritual as old as time was so coldly abandoned? How did it come to be acceptable that funeral directors should collect corpses bagged with lines attached swimming in their own urine?
Good medics and nurses care like crazy for their patients. Good funeral directors care far, far more than people know for their dead. And in between, this hiatus where the body occupies the status of, I don’t know, so much disappointing carcase.
I’m not writing surefootedly here because I have never collected a body from a mortuary. FDs who read this blog will, I hope, feel inspired to give us informed information.
Having said which, the future is bright. At the instruction of the National End of Life Care Programme, all people who die in NHS hospitals will in the future have to be given last offices, and nurses will have to be trained to do it. Except it won’t be called last offices, it will now be called care after death because apparently last offices sounds too military.
People with ‘religious or cultural or requirements’ will be invited to participate. I really can see no reason at all why all people should not be invited to participate. They can always say no thanks.
| New guidelines include: |
| Jewellery should be removed in the presence of another member of staff, and staff should be aware of religious ornaments that need to stay with the body |
| The body should be wrapped in a sheet and lightly taped, so as not to cause disfigurement |
| People should never go naked to the mortuary, or be released naked to a funeral director |
| The dead person should be laid on their back, with arms by their sides and a pillow under their head |
| Eyes should be closed by applying light pressure for 30 seconds |
| If a death is being referred to the coroner, intravenous cannulae and lines should be left in situ |
I can see FDs nodding in approval of the pillow. Read more in the Nursing Times here. Read a nurse’s experience of last offices here.