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Friday, 18 January 2013

Onion

 

In the US, The Onion mischievously reports: 

NEWTOWN, CT—As the nation continues to mourn the women and children who lost their lives in last month’s shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, the National Rifle Association has reportedly joined the outpouring of support for families of victims by sending each household a bereavement gun basket. “On behalf of everyone here at the NRA, we extend our deepest sympathies to your family during this difficult time, and hope you enjoy this complimentary assortment of the finest semi-automatic weapons and ammunition.”

Unfazed by caterwauling from the usual bedwetters, milksops and NDC types, the NRA has just released an app for mobile phones which enables you to shoot at coffin-shaped targets:

NRA

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