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Quotes of the day

Friday, 3 February 2012

 

 

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”

Irvin S. Cobb

 

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” 

Mark Twain

 

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”

Mae West

 

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go..”

Oscar Wilde

 

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”  

Clarence Darrow

 

Hat tip to James Showers

One comment on “Quotes of the day

  1. Friday 3rd February 2012 at 4:02 pm

    These have the chuckle factor, indeed almost the chortle level here at My Last Song World Headquarters.

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