Friday, 3 February 2012
Quotes of the day
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go..”
Oscar Wilde
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
Clarence Darrow
Hat tip to James Showers
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Paul Hensby said...
These have the chuckle factor, indeed almost the chortle level here at My Last Song World Headquarters.