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Some recent tweets for those of you who do not do birdsong:

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“F*** off, they’re for the funeral.” Most death jokes aren’t very funny, but this is: http://bit.ly/fpKw9J

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Dead woman stirs and stands up on the way to her funeral:http://bit.ly/eWkBqb

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Go on pestering family and friends long after you’re dead:http://bit.ly/h1zseV

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“Wake up you disgracefull [sic] pieces of shit.” Watch this version of Taps and reflect on patriotism: http://youtu.be/Wn_iz8z2AGw

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OMG (I finally said it), embalming tables on sale at Amazon. Wouldn’t one make a dead trendy kitchen accessory?http://amzn.to/igtvKq

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This has the aah factor to the max. I’m a sucker for stories like this:http://bit.ly/gE2qs9

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Dignitas clients by country of origin here from a favourite blog – always reasoned, never ranty: http://bit.ly/hsT9Ik

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British Jews ban organ donation to BMA fury: http://bit.ly/enYDgp

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What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes.

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” I don’t see a funeral home; I see an events center,” says this rightheaded undertaker: http://bit.ly/hURYh2

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What on earth have huge black horrorcars got to do with serving the bereaved? Can’t get the staff, I guess. http://bit.ly/e2Ex8K

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‘In lieu of flowers, kindly make a donation to the charity of your choice, or feed a homeless cat.’ http://bit.ly/dKCqBr

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Colombian undertaker conducts ghost census in Medellinhttp://bit.ly/fm1i38

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There’s a nice cartoon in the Christmas Spectator. It’s so verbal I can reproduce it in words. If you’re arty, draw it on the blank sheet above.

The Grim Reaper has come for a man, who is standing in his doorway. Reaper G responds to a query. “Scythe? Scythe? You must be joking. Scythes went out with button shoes, mate.”

Mr Reaper is carrying a strimmer.

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