More lapidary obits

Here are some latest extracts from my favourite obituary pages, in the Times Colonist, Canada.

What I admire about the best of these is their lapidary nature, their restraint, their decorum. Above all, I admire the careful thought that has gone into epitomising the person who has died. In just a few words a person’s nature is made palpable. You feel you know them.

Charlie, who enjoyed skiing until he was 65 yrs of age, was quick to laugh and was quite a prankster in his youth. He was always first to fill his plate at family gatherings and constantly tell tall tales of the hardships of growing up on the farm.

He had a keen sense of justice & fair play. His analytical mind made him reasoned & articulate in conversation or debate & he always remained open-minded & congenial.

He was never one to seek recognition for himself or take credit. Dad was a gentle & thoughtful man, reserved in any judgment of others & honourable in all facets of his life.

Dad was a survivor; a man of few words with incredible wisdom, strength & courage. He took solace in maintaining his independence & sharp mind, exercising practicality & never seeking entitlement.

Lastly, this, which speaks so tellingly of the feelings of the bereaved:

PARKER, Eileen Elizabeth (Ward) March 31, 1930 – May 12, 2010 Kind, loving, caring – good and decent to the core of her being – Eileen was taken, inexplicably, unfathomably and unmercifully, by pancreatic cancer on Wednesday, May 12, 10 days from diagnosis to death, only weeks from apparent health to her last breath.

Partial eclipse of the Moonies

The Moonies, followers of that well-known oxymoron Sun Moon, want to create a one-acre natural burial ground in the village of Stanton Fitzwarren, near Swindon.  It’s not just for Moonies; the villagers are welcome, too.

The villagers aren’t happy, of course. The English are not natural-born embracers of change (or even of each other); they are more given to stopping things than making things happen. Count all the campaigns you are aware of. I bet they’re all to stop buy cialis using paypal something.

With what do the villagers take issue, do you suppose? The exotic beliefs and alleged cult practices of the Moonies, of whom Sun Moon himself said: “Looking at the Moonies from the normal, common-sense point of view, we certainly appear to be a bunch of crazy people!”?

No. Nothing so high-octane. In the words of parish councillor Liz Bannister: “It’s because of the parking more than anything.”

How English is that!

Read the story here.

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