The GFG Blog

2010Jun

Fooneytunes

Charles
Jun 18
4 comments
There are limitations to blogging. If a post looks overlong people won’t read it. So you need to stick to a single line of argument; you haven’t space to expand or balance. Once you’ve written it you must strip it down, starting with the best bits. As you contemplate clicking
Categories:  ceremony, music

Sad ha ha

Charles
Jun 17
5 comments
Throughout Funeralland, bothered undertakers, exasperated priests, weathervane secular celebrants, opportunistic accessorisers and furrow-browed academics are inserting their fingers into their mouths, holding them aloft, seeking to determine where the wind of change is blowing from. Funeral consumers give them little to go on. They don’t talk about funerals until they
Categories:  Humour

Sods’ law

Charles
Jun 16
3 comments
The funeral industry is right to be wary of those who claim to scrutinise it on behalf of consumers. After all, Jessica Mitford did much injury to the American funeral industry with an exposé which held it up to ridicule and focussed on price at the expense of value, and
Categories:  Co-op, Co-operative Funeralcare, funeral cost, National Association of Funeral Directors, SAIF, scandals

Vile and baseless rumours

Charles
Jun 15
No Comments
Yesterday I reported that rumours are swirling in Funeralland concerning the response of the People’s Undertaker to the release of the IPSOS-Mori funeral price comparison commissioned by the independent funeral directors’ trade association, SAIF — a survey which revealed Co-op charges to be, on average, higher than those in the
Categories:  Co-op, Co-operative Funeralcare, funeral cost, National Association of Funeral Directors, SAIF

Memorial of a concentration camp

Charles
Jun 15
1 comment
From the Nameless Dead blog: A 10-meter magnolia tree is planted in the center of Chile’s National Stadium where dictator Pinochet in 1973 imprisoned thousands of political prisoners who were tortured and killed. After planting the tree, the stadium doors are open to the public as a park; offering a
Categories:  memorialisation

All Greek to them

Charles
Jun 15
No Comments
If you are one of many who has incredulously endured a funeral conducted by a minister of religion for a dead person of known no faith, spare a thought for the people of Belgium, where the language feud (Dutch vs French) means that if you’re a French speaker in a
Categories:  Uncategorised

The Grim Stopper

Charles
Jun 15
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England’s World Cup 1-1 draw against USA was brought about by the butterfingered England goalkeeper Robert Green. By way of neat symmetry, it’s worth recalling that when the USA achieved a shock win over England at the 1950 World Cup, the star on the day was the USA goalkeeper, Frank
Categories:  Humour

Only in America?

Charles
Jun 14
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Scheduling a funeral for a loved one is not easy, especially when you can’t afford one. That’s the situation the family of Clementina Michelle Hagin, 34, found themselves in after her death Thursday. On Saturday afternoon, Lynn Sims, Hagin’s pastor at Life Changing Outreach Ministries off Martintown Road in North
Categories:  funeral cost

Anything in it?

Charles
Jun 14
2 comments
Perhaps the most important recent consumer information to reach the public domain was the SAIF IPSOS-Mori  price comparison survey (26 Feb 2010) which showed that  “Average funeral directors’ charges are highest for Dignity funeral directors and lowest for independents. Co-operative Funeralcare branches fall between the two.” SAIF wouldn’t share these
Categories:  Co-op, Co-operative Funeralcare, funeral cost, SAIF

Chasing the money

Charles
Jun 14
1 comment
Sometimes a google goosechase can take you to interesting places. Where did I start? I wanted to find out the current average price of a simple funeral. I found a Guardian article which concluded with a tranche of good advice from Anne Wadey, author of the Which? publication What To
Categories:  funeral cost, National Association of Funeral Directors, Probate, SAIF