Caption competition

Charles Cowling

On a very slow news day I ought to have the confidence to refrain from posting for the sake of it. But if it’s been a slow day for you, too, you may like to supply a caption for one of my favourite paintings.

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glorianna
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glorianna

Buy one get one free … BOGOF

Mark Twain
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Mark Twain

I told you; you shouldn’t listen to gossip!

Rupert Callender
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You always go to far Jonathan..

james
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They’ll never think of looking for me in here

Jonathan
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Jonathan

I hardly slept a wink, and to cap it all I woke up with a stiff.

gloria mundi
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I told you I didn’t want pine, I wanted OAK, like that one in the corner…

Charles Cowling
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“I demand to be seen by a second doctor!”

Vale
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Vale

Funeral Plan? I’ve had do every bloody thing myself…

glorianna
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glorianna

I know they are running out of space, but this was only built for one

Vale
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Vale

I don’t care if it only cost £19, I’m not stopping with Travelodge again.

Nick
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“I didn’t do very well out of this SCI takeover” …… (p.s. only joking SCI! – honestly!)

Kingfisher
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And on the sixth day, God created corporate funeral directors, and saw that it was bad, very bad. And God said “what have I done?” and could face it no longer.

Comfort Blanket
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Comfort Blanket

“The man in the Co-op uniform said it was definitely a food store and if I went round the back he’d show me the chilled cabinet. Then it all went dark…”

Charles Cowling
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We’re off to a very good start, Jonathan!!

Jonathan
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Jonathan

Yes, it fits, I’d like to order 100 please.