Caption competition

Charles Cowling

On a very slow news day I ought to have the confidence to refrain from posting for the sake of it. But if it’s been a slow day for you, too, you may like to supply a caption for one of my favourite paintings.

18 thoughts on “Caption competition

  1. Charles Cowling
    glorianna

    Buy one get one free … BOGOF


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  2. Charles Cowling
    Mark Twain

    I told you; you shouldn’t listen to gossip!


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    Rupert Callender

    You always go to far Jonathan..


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  4. Charles Cowling
    james

    They’ll never think of looking for me in here


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  5. Charles Cowling
    Jonathan

    I hardly slept a wink, and to cap it all I woke up with a stiff.


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    gloria mundi

    I told you I didn’t want pine, I wanted OAK, like that one in the corner…


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    Charles Cowling

    “I demand to be seen by a second doctor!”


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    Vale

    Funeral Plan? I’ve had do every bloody thing myself…


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  9. Charles Cowling
    glorianna

    I know they are running out of space, but this was only built for one


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  10. Charles Cowling
    Vale

    I don’t care if it only cost £19, I’m not stopping with Travelodge again.


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    Nick

    “I didn’t do very well out of this SCI takeover” …… (p.s. only joking SCI! – honestly!)


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  12. Charles Cowling
    charles

    Resurrectile dysfunction.


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  13. Charles Cowling
    charles

    “Hey, I think there’s been a mistake! This has got someone else’s name on it!”


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    Kingfisher

    And on the sixth day, God created corporate funeral directors, and saw that it was bad, very bad. And God said “what have I done?” and could face it no longer.


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    charles

    “Anyone seen my staple gun?”


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  16. Charles Cowling
    Comfort Blanket

    “The man in the Co-op uniform said it was definitely a food store and if I went round the back he’d show me the chilled cabinet. Then it all went dark…”


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    Charles Cowling

    We’re off to a very good start, Jonathan!!


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  18. Charles Cowling
    Jonathan

    Yes, it fits, I’d like to order 100 please.


    Charles Cowling

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