Caption competition

Charles Cowling

On a very slow news day I ought to have the confidence to refrain from posting for the sake of it. But if it’s been a slow day for you, too, you may like to supply a caption for one of my favourite paintings.

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glorianna
glorianna
10 years ago

Buy one get one free … BOGOF

Mark Twain
Mark Twain
10 years ago

I told you; you shouldn’t listen to gossip!

Rupert Callender
10 years ago

You always go to far Jonathan..

james
10 years ago

They’ll never think of looking for me in here

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 years ago

I hardly slept a wink, and to cap it all I woke up with a stiff.

gloria mundi
10 years ago

I told you I didn’t want pine, I wanted OAK, like that one in the corner…

Charles Cowling
10 years ago

“I demand to be seen by a second doctor!”

Vale
Vale
10 years ago

Funeral Plan? I’ve had do every bloody thing myself…

glorianna
glorianna
10 years ago

I know they are running out of space, but this was only built for one

Vale
Vale
10 years ago

I don’t care if it only cost £19, I’m not stopping with Travelodge again.

Nick
10 years ago

“I didn’t do very well out of this SCI takeover” …… (p.s. only joking SCI! – honestly!)

Kingfisher
10 years ago

And on the sixth day, God created corporate funeral directors, and saw that it was bad, very bad. And God said “what have I done?” and could face it no longer.

Comfort Blanket
Comfort Blanket
10 years ago

“The man in the Co-op uniform said it was definitely a food store and if I went round the back he’d show me the chilled cabinet. Then it all went dark…”

Charles Cowling
10 years ago

We’re off to a very good start, Jonathan!!

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 years ago

Yes, it fits, I’d like to order 100 please.