Devotees of the above will be delighted to learn that he remains free and very much at large in all senses of the word.
His trial was due to start at Blackfriars Crown Court yesterday, but he phoned in sick. Case postponed until June.
There are times when the law looks like a sick joke.
Update 04.12.2013: It seems that R Sage is pleading heart trouble (again). His trial has been re-scheduled for 28th April 2014 at Blackfriars Crown Court.