The GFG Blog

2016Feb

Pop shop

Charles
Feb 18
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Poppy’s Funerals moved into two 19th-century buildings in Lambeth Cemetery, Tooting in January 2016. Here they install a mortuary into the old chapel.  
Categories:  alternative funerals, funeral directors, funeral reformers, funeral trends

Wag goodbye to his lordship

Charles
Feb 17
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  Lord Avebury, the Liberal Democrat peer who died on Valentine’s day was noted for the eccentricity of some of his views. He was a conventional supporter of assisted suicide but his expressed preferences for his disposal raised eyebrows. He was the only person to have his body rejected by
Categories:  burial

Let’s hear it for our local heroes

Charles
Feb 16
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  Friday’s Times had an article about Matthew Bannister of BBC R4’s obits programme Last Word (Fridays at 4.00 pm). You listen to it? Of course you do. Who doesn’t? Here’s what the article said:  When Bannister, who had been a high-profile radio presenter and media executive for many years,
Categories:  memorialisation

Some of the stories you missed

Charles
Feb 14
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Jade McAndrew and Rachel Pollard, owners of homewares company Dead Ringer   Here are some the news stories you may have inadvertently missed in the last week. In India, a man killed his girlfriend three days before his wedding (to someone else). Such was the stench of her decomposing body,
Categories:  Uncategorised

Funeralcare mouldy corridor scandal

Charles
Feb 12
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  Update from the National Association of Funeral Directors:                                                                    You may be aware of the media coverage this morning relating to Midcounties Cooperative. In line with our commitment to uphold standards within the profession we have been working closely with Midcounties Cooperative today and sent a team
Categories:  Co-operative Funeralcare

Top people’s trends

Charles
Feb 12
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  TOP PEOPLE READ THE TIMES If you’re of a certain age (ie, shortly to make the acquaintance of Reaper G) you’ll remember that advertising slogan. It made you worry whether you qualified to buy The Times – whether the newsvendor would cock an eye and snarl, “You ‘avin a
Categories:  funeral trends

Poem

Charles
Feb 11
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  THE NEW BRIDE by Catherine Smith Dying, darling, is the easy bit. Fifty paracetamol, bride-white and sticking in the throat, ten shots of Johnny Walker, and the deed is done. A twilight day of drowsing, then the breathing slows to a whisper, like a sinner in Confession. Death is dead
Categories:  Poetry

Cut-price Co-op offers better funerals cheaper

Charles
Feb 09
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  So. Co-operative Funeralcare is cutting the price of its ‘simple’ funeral by 7 per cent to £1995 excluding third-party payments (once known, quaintly, as disbursements). That’s £140. If you’re a Co-operative Group member you get to save £380. Reminder: the Group is just one of many co-operative societies. There are other
Categories:  Co-operative Funeralcare

Diddling the doddery

Charles
Feb 04
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  Doorstep scammers, con artists, cold callers, internet swindlers, rogue traders – these are just some of the predators that old people must learn to defend themselves against today. Besieged on all sides, they are. Who can they trust? Charities, surely? Not Age UK for starters, love. Oh no, not them. Them
Categories:  Age UK, Dignity

2016Jan

Counting the cost

Charles
Jan 11
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  Because of the stubborn refusal of all but a small number of undertakers to post their prices online, there’s a commercial opportunity for an entrepreneur who can offer a useful price+value comparison service for bereaved people. First out of the blocks was FuneralChoice which offers its service free to undertakers and consumers and depends on mystery
Categories:  funeral cost