The scene is set for the Good Funeral Awards 2013. It’s a sellout. All the nicest people will be there. There’s enough of us to have fun and not so many that we can’t get around everyone and have quality chats with likeminded people we never suspected existed.
Our host is Pam St Clement — EastEnders’ Pat Butcher. No stranger to death, is our Pam.
The forecast is… British seaside. Not to worry, it’s warm and dry indoors, and who cares when you’re talking death?