Quote of the day

“If I live ’til I’m 80, I fully intend to reacquaint myself with the world of opiate drugs. I think it’s ideal for the elderly. It should be there for the asking. If you’re over 70, you should be able to go and say, ‘Just give me some diamorphine and I won’t mither you any more.'”

“Increasingly, I have to deal with bereavement. I could go to five funerals a week. But that many vol au vents isn’t good for you.”

Punk poet John Cooper Clarke

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