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When Robert was murdered

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

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Posted by Richard Rawlinson

There must be something in the air as I’m being uncharacteristically nostalgic about people I’ve known who have died.

An early encounter was at prep school, aged 10. My heart sank when my best friend didn’t turn up at the beginning of term, and it wasn’t until assembly the next day that I learned he’d been killed during the holidays in an accident on his father’s farm: he’d been allowed to drive a tractor across a field, but it wasn’t weighted properly and had overturned, crushing him.

I was stunned but, too young to process the guilt and devastation of his parents or even my own loss, I moved on to find a new best friend. I do, however, recall resenting the headmaster for not giving me special treatment, and informing me privately before he told the entire school.    

As an adolescent, I also recall my father talking about how his sister died, before I was born, in a BOAC plane crash while en route to India. He was driving with my mother when he saw a woman standing on a humpback bridge over a river, smiling and waving. My mother vouches he exclaimed, ‘Good Lord, there’s Patricia! Thought she was in Calcutta.’ But when my mother looked, she had vanished. It was only when they got home that they received a call that Patricia had died at that exact moment. Spooky.

I attended my first funeral aged 19, and it was for a talented and beautiful friend who died in a car crash during her gap year. I felt anger at the waste of a promising life. Since then, I’ve known relatives who have died of old age and cancer, and friends and acquaintances who have died as soldiers and war correspondents, of AIDs-related illnesses, drugs overdoses and suicide. Having recently written about Issie Blow and Jennifer Paterson, my thoughts now turn to the only person I’ve known who has died as a victim of murder.

I met Robert Tewdwr Moss in my 20s as a fellow diarist at London’s Evening Standard. If we weren’t assigned to cover early-evening book launches and private views, we’d sometimes go to a bar after work. Although in the picture (above) he’s wearing a D&G vest, he was a dandy at work: a louche, floppy-haired aesthete, resplendent in velvet waistcoat, watch chain, wing collar and Byron-esque cravat.

His sartorial contrasts are relevant. Over drinks, he’d confide in me about his ‘double life’, a roué on the fringes of the literati, and a ‘cottage cruiser’ with a taste for ‘rough trade’—his penchant being Big Bad Black Boys. Or Asians. Or Arabs. In fact, anyone but effete, middle class white men.

I learned of Robert’s murder on my return from a villa holiday in Tuscany in August, 1996. Being abroad, I’d missed the write-ups in the papers about a robbery gone wrong. He’d been left bound and gagged while his Paddington flat was ransacked, and he died later of suffocation. The culprits were at large with no apparent leads for the police to go on.

I quickly came up with a theory about how burglars had got into his flat with no signs of a break-in. I fretted about getting involved with a criminal investigation but then called the police, eventually being put through to the detective in charge. I explained I was a colleague of Robert and that I was unsure if it was common knowledge that he was a gay man who picked up a certain type of stranger—that muggers hanging around pubic conveniences and parks, posing as rent boys, just might be the culprits. The policeman thanked me for my tip (elementary, my dear officer), and I heard later that a youth called Azul and his accomplice were arrested and charged, Robert’s laptop being found in their lair.

In the obituaries, no one mentioned this taboo side of a flamboyant presence in London’s salons. A floral extract from The Independent:

‘It is an undeservedly ugly end to an elegant life, and no one who knew Robert Tewdwr Moss will entertain any memory other than that of a handsome, willowy young man with a quizzical, innocent look on his face as he told you something so louche, surreal, and hilarious that you had to laugh out loud. He was kind, generous and witty, and London will be duller for the lack of him’.

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I had reservations about telling another side of Robert’s story here. A deciding factor was that he was far from in the closet so there’s no outing involved. At the time of his death, he had just finished a book, Cleopatra’s Wedding Present, about his travels in Syria, and incredibly risky antics therein. With the country today a war zone with atrocities being committed by rebel fighters and the troops of President Assad, Robert enlightens us by showing hidden undercurrents in the ancient capital of Damascus.

The expansive Independent again:

‘Tewdwr Moss’s engrossing account often lingers at the maws of hell – in scrapes and sexual assignations enough to rival Joe Orton’s – but all the while it is perfumed with his prose, as heavily scented as the man himself. “Perfume is the one luxury I allow myself when travelling into the unknown,” he opines.

‘Yet the feyness never grates; he is too funny, acutely observant and emphatic. He drifts through souks, falling in love with Jihad, a Palestinian ex-commando. He meets a Shiite Muslim girl who, in a mosque, shows him her silver cross, an act ‘which could result in the girl getting stoned, and me with her… I realised that however much I loved the Arab world, my liking was indissolubly linked with my gender’.

Who knows what Robert would be up to if he was alive now. They say only the good die young, but the charismatically flawed have a habit of having their life cut short, too.

FootnoteAt the beginning, I said something must be ‘in the air’ that’s making me reminisce. That’s too nebulous. Had I not previously known GFG’s founder Charles Cowling, I doubt I’d have become a visitor here let alone a contributor. I usually write for money about subjects from the arts and history to politics and religion. I wasn’t aware death was so engrossing until I dropped by to check out what my ol’ chum was up to these days. I found myself intrigued. I’d given thought to death as a universal truth, and I’ve had brushes with bereavement, but I hadn’t given enough thought to the civil celebrants, undertakers, embalmers, grave-diggers, crem furnace operators, priests, doctors, palliative carers and euthanasia administrators who deal regularly with death. It’s an ongoing education. I’ve now even made a will and laid down preferences for my own funeral! Life is short: do we ‘gather ye rosebuds while ye may’ or ‘repent, repent, repent’? A rhetorical question.

8 comments on “When Robert was murdered

  1. Bob Parry

    Thursday 1st August 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Fascinating story about your aunt, Patricia.
    Your Dad must have been Curwen Rawlinson, whom I knew quite well when we were both at school together, aged 10 or 11 in Waterfoot, Lancashire. I even had a crush on Patricia who must then have been about 18. My family moved to Manchester and I lost touch with your Dad, but I have a clear memory of opening my newspaper one morning years later and seeing Patricia’s front page photo and a report that she had been the head purser on a B.O.A.C. Comet which had broken up in flight over northern India (metal fatigue – previously unknown). A terrible shock. I wonder if Curwen is still alive and kicking?

  2. Kitty

    Wednesday 13th March 2013 at 3:43 pm

    There is something in the air. I feel it too. Thank you Richard. And Jed.

  3. Wednesday 13th March 2013 at 9:50 am

    Riches here. Thank you Richard. It’s beautifully done and moving even for those of us who never knew Robert.

    And Jed too for an excellent concept+image.

  4. Jed

    Tuesday 12th March 2013 at 11:35 pm

    Someone said this in a tribute at a funeral I attended this week…

    “If we could see a star on the edge of the observable universe then the light from it would take about 47 billion years to reach us, meaning that we could ‘see’ it for all of that time after its light had faded.

    If we close our eyes for a moment and picture X in our mind’s eye, in any of the happy moments that we shared with him, then we can still see his light, the light that was X, just like the light from a star that is no more. We can ‘see’ him whenever we want to for as long as we want to.”

    Your best schoolfriend, your aunt, Robert, all those we have somehow ‘lost’ still shine and sparkle in our hearts, minds and dreams. RR you shine spotlights into our thinking – thank you, I felt really moved by your footnote… seeing the unseen.

    • Richard

      Wednesday 13th March 2013 at 9:17 pm

      That’s briliant Jed, and so true. Thank you for that memorable comment. You’re a star! Also thanks Sue and GM for encouraging words.

  5. Tuesday 12th March 2013 at 11:26 pm

    An entrancing account of Robert and his flamboyant character. I’m glad you made the decision Richard to intervene and offer the Police another line of enquiry they may or may not have known. Hopefully saved some people from having a brutal encounter with these guys. Life is indeed short and we all make our way in the best way we can. Death is confronting and some days it hits harder than others. Thank you for sharing your writing and your thoughts.

  6. Richard

    Tuesday 12th March 2013 at 11:22 pm

    Thanks again, Rupert. Appreciated.

  7. Tuesday 12th March 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Beautiful and sad and sadly beautiful. Thank you Richard.

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