Announcement by the Press Association:
The UK’s largest provider of funeral-related services has reported higher profits after its strongest year for the number of families planning ahead for a death.
Dignity, which has 600 funeral locations including 35 crematoria, said the number of pre-arranged funeral plans on its books and yet to take place increased to 265,000 in 2011, from 238,000 the previous year.
The group, which last year held 62,300 funerals, allows customers to plan a funeral in advance and make provisions towards the cost through its Dignity Guaranteed Funeral Plan.
Dignity said underlying pre-tax profits increased by 3% to £41.6 million in the year to December 30, as it increased its location portfolio by 33 in the year.
Sebastien Jantet, analyst at broker Investec, said Dignity had delivered “yet another set of strong results”. He added: “The highlights were a strong performance from the pre-arranged funerals division.”
The Sutton Coldfield-based group said its funeral services division, which brings in the largest proportion of profits, had received investment of around £9.5 million, with roughly half of this funding the replacement of its hearses and limousines.
The group’s crematoria division saw operating profits increase 7% to £21.3 million as it conducted 47,600 cremations, compared with 45,200 the previous year.
The group completed the construction of two crematoria in Somerset and Worcestershire in the period, while work continues on a new crematorium in Essex. The group is also the preferred bidder to operate Haringey Council’s crematorium in north London.
Looking ahead, Mike McCollum, Dignity chief executive, said: “While 2012 has started more quietly than 2011, the board remains confident in the group’s prospects and its expectations for 2012 remain positive and unchanged.”
Here at the GFG-Batesville Tower we celebrated this marvellous news by announcing a half day holiday (unpaid, of course) and shooting an intern.
This isn’t about funerals, it’s about disposing of bodies, with however much outdated pomp and large black cars you like, and selling a very odd and INAO unnecessary instalment plan. In my experience, Dignity don’t do funerals (i.e. ceremonies) in any sense. They do body-handling and expensive car journeys. The ones I work with (or used to, before I QUIT) don’t stay in the room. Vicars, celebrants, ministers and priests, they do funerals. I’d like Dignity to rebrand themselves not as funeral directors but as high-cost body handlers. I suggest we refer to them now and henceforth as “Dignity, the… Read more »
Dear Gloria.
I hope this finds you well.
This is your wisest contribution to date.
Go to it Girl!!
Thank you Richard, I’m not only well, but now also I forge ahead like a ship in full sail, with your encouragement working like Mozart’s wonderful aria in “Cosi,” “Suave sia il vento,” a blessing on my voyages, and…where was I?
I can’t imagine what’s getting under your skin about this, Gloria. Personally, I can’t wait for my dear ones to die, for the sheer privilege of them to one of this Caring Firm’s ‘location portfolios’ to repose until being chauffeured by one of their £4.7 million pound Hearses to a resting place in the Garden of Remembrance at their Crematoria Division.
Dear Gloria,
‘Cosi’
‘Perhaps nowhere did Mozart’s poetic sense blossom more happily than in this work’
If you feel the need to speak to me about your experience with Dignity, Charles (or Chazzer as he is known in the fleshpots of London!) will give you my telephone number.
Out of curiosity is Dignity UK and Dignity USA linked in anyway?
Dignity UK was spawned by Dignity US — more specifically SCI. When SCI was disgraced on television it pulled out of the UK. The Dignity you know and love today was the outcome of a UK management buyout.
Ah I see, thank you for giving me the answer to my question. Even though our local one has been taken over by Dignity DJ Thomas & Son Bargoed, South Wales, the old owner Elvert Watson still helps out, he started off working for the Origional DJ Thomas years ago then when he died Elvert bought the business as Mr Thomas Son had no interest in following his father which I think its the same reason why Elvert sold to Dignity as I dont think his daughter had any interest in the business so hes sort of semi retired And… Read more »
This is really good to hear, Lee, and long may it be so! There are many fine and decent people who work for Dignity and do their best for bereaved people. There may be question marks over what motivates the senior management, and there may be question marks over Dignity’s incredibly high prices. But this is a firm which is luckier than it may deserve in the staff it employs.
from memory, the C4 expose on SCI predated that time frame that Charles has mentoned, here’s the w’pedia link:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignity_plc
SCI trade (sic) in Canada and US as ‘Dignity Memorial’
here’s a link to one of their shops in Vancouver:-
http://www.dignitymemorial.ca/glenhaven-memorial-chapel/en-ca/index.page
their websites are all the same, simply add the individual details
andrew
I couldnt have said it better myself Charles, Steve is so passionate about his job you would never think he worked in the steel works before working for Dignity, He also had a heart attack in 2011 but he still works hard and help families through tough times. Its people like him that Makes a difference, If I wasnt Disabled I wouldnt mind working in the Funeral Business. I shocked my family as I am 26 was born with special needs and is a sensitive person but you know when we went to view my Auntie I handled it better… Read more »
Steve sounds like a star, Lee. I know some lovely staff who work at Dignity branches – I don’t think they are appreciated by their bosses though – most of them don’t even have a decent chair to sit on, nor I might add – lockable filing drawers! They dream of computers and email – how can you function in this digital age without email? Well, I know how, because one rings me and asks me to email ‘our’ families, the printers, proof read online the Orders of Service, which I do because I want the ceremonies to be perfect….so… Read more »
I know what you mean Jed, even though hes on call at night and weekends he aint even allowed to take the Company 08 Ford Focus home that has to stay outside the chapel of rest in Bargoed every night and all weekend, so if he gets a call out at night or weekend he has to use his own car and drive to the Blackwood Branch Woodfield Park Funeral Home To get the private ambulance, I said to him thats rediculous as he lives about 11 Miles From DJ Thomas (Bargoed) and 10 Miles From Woodfield Park Funeral Home… Read more »