The Good Funeral Guide

How wonderfully funny it would be to see a funeral director greeted at t’crem with a hearty chorus of this from the assembled grievers.

“Where did you get that hat?
Where did you get that tile?
Isn’t it a nobby one, and just the proper style?
I should like to have one Just the same as that!”
Where’er I go, they shout “Hello! Where did you get that hat?”