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Yes, it fits, I’d like to order 100 please.
We’re off to a very good start, Jonathan!!
“The man in the Co-op uniform said it was definitely a food store and if I went round the back he’d show me the chilled cabinet. Then it all went dark…”
“Anyone seen my staple gun?”
And on the sixth day, God created corporate funeral directors, and saw that it was bad, very bad. And God said “what have I done?” and could face it no longer.
“Hey, I think there’s been a mistake! This has got someone else’s name on it!”
Resurrectile dysfunction.
“I didn’t do very well out of this SCI takeover” …… (p.s. only joking SCI! – honestly!)
I don’t care if it only cost £19, I’m not stopping with Travelodge again.
I know they are running out of space, but this was only built for one
Funeral Plan? I’ve had do every bloody thing myself…
“I demand to be seen by a second doctor!”
I told you I didn’t want pine, I wanted OAK, like that one in the corner…
I hardly slept a wink, and to cap it all I woke up with a stiff.
They’ll never think of looking for me in here
You always go to far Jonathan..
I told you; you shouldn’t listen to gossip!
Buy one get one free … BOGOF