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Caption competition

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

On a very slow news day I ought to have the confidence to refrain from posting for the sake of it. But if it’s been a slow day for you, too, you may like to supply a caption for one of my favourite paintings.

18 comments on “Caption competition

  1. glorianna

    Sunday 6th March 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Buy one get one free … BOGOF

  2. Mark Twain

    Sunday 6th March 2011 at 1:21 pm

    I told you; you shouldn’t listen to gossip!

  3. Friday 4th March 2011 at 11:36 am

    You always go to far Jonathan..

  4. Friday 4th March 2011 at 11:02 am

    They’ll never think of looking for me in here

  5. Jonathan

    Thursday 3rd March 2011 at 5:39 pm

    I hardly slept a wink, and to cap it all I woke up with a stiff.

  6. Thursday 3rd March 2011 at 12:07 pm

    I told you I didn’t want pine, I wanted OAK, like that one in the corner…

  7. Thursday 3rd March 2011 at 7:49 am

    “I demand to be seen by a second doctor!”

  8. Vale

    Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Funeral Plan? I’ve had do every bloody thing myself…

  9. glorianna

    Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 10:33 pm

    I know they are running out of space, but this was only built for one

  10. Vale

    Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 10:20 pm

    I don’t care if it only cost £19, I’m not stopping with Travelodge again.

  11. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 7:29 pm

    “I didn’t do very well out of this SCI takeover” …… (p.s. only joking SCI! – honestly!)

  12. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Resurrectile dysfunction.

  13. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 7:24 pm

    “Hey, I think there’s been a mistake! This has got someone else’s name on it!”

  14. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 7:00 pm

    And on the sixth day, God created corporate funeral directors, and saw that it was bad, very bad. And God said “what have I done?” and could face it no longer.

  15. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 6:30 pm

    “Anyone seen my staple gun?”

  16. Comfort Blanket

    Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 6:12 pm

    “The man in the Co-op uniform said it was definitely a food store and if I went round the back he’d show me the chilled cabinet. Then it all went dark…”

  17. Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 5:59 pm

    We’re off to a very good start, Jonathan!!

  18. Jonathan

    Wednesday 2nd March 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Yes, it fits, I’d like to order 100 please.

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